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bottom meme. headlined my first livejournal everrrrr. and i actually just quoted that at my preschool like 3 days ago to an audience who CLEARLY was in the know…

bottom meme. headlined my first livejournal everrrrr. and i actually just quoted that at my preschool like 3 days ago to an audience who CLEARLY was in the know…

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thebluthcompany:

Happy Mother’s day to Lucille Bluth and all moms out there!

elle:


Jason Segel: The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically.
ELLE: I also read that your mother, upon seeing your full-frontal nude scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, wept.
JS: Actually, it wasn’t so much weeping as much as it was an angry stare at me, and her lips started to quiver a little bit. She got up and left the theater, and when she came back, she had clearly been crying. I thought it would be a funny joke not to tell her beforehand that I’d done full-frontal nudity. Apparently it wasn’t.
ELLE: Is she an easy crier?
JS: She was always very emotional about her son growing up. I remember she also burst into tears when she accidentally walked in on me taking a bath and saw that I had pubic hair.

More mom quotes from ELLE here!
Happy Mother’s Day

elle:

Jason Segel: The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically.

ELLE: I also read that your mother, upon seeing your full-frontal nude scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, wept.

JS: Actually, it wasn’t so much weeping as much as it was an angry stare at me, and her lips started to quiver a little bit. She got up and left the theater, and when she came back, she had clearly been crying. I thought it would be a funny joke not to tell her beforehand that I’d done full-frontal nudity. Apparently it wasn’t.

ELLE: Is she an easy crier?

JS: She was always very emotional about her son growing up. I remember she also burst into tears when she accidentally walked in on me taking a bath and saw that I had pubic hair.

More mom quotes from ELLE here!

Happy Mother’s Day

jesuisperdu:

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jesuisperdu:

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